Hipsters are too one-dimensional for me to keep posting about them on my novelty account.
Hipster Excuses
“I only drink here because it’s cheap.”
“Macs really do run better. And you can’t get viruses.”
“What are you going to do, *not* play kickball?”
“If you want people to see your art, you really have to live in New York.”
“I’ve been wearing moccasins since I was a kid.”
“Of course I’m wearing a scarf, it’s freezing outside.”
“PBR is the only thing I can afford to drink.”
“I’m boycotting clothes made in sweatshops, so I have to shop at American Apparel.”
“I need these glasses to see.”
“I’m only working as a barista until I finish art school.”
“I bought one bag at Urban Outfitters, and now I can’t get them to take me off their mailing list.”
“I had to move to Bed Stuy, it’s the only place I can afford.”
“I heard Annie Leibovits uses Instagram, too.”
“I’m not wearing ‘skinny jeans,’ these are just the only pants I have that fit me.”
